As always the opinions in this article are mine and mine alone. Who am I? Just your average So n So.
This week I decided to do it a little differently with a top 15. I will do this from time to time because there are many questions being asked and some can be clustered together. And we’re off …
TOP 15 REASONS TO KNOW YOUR GIRL WANTS YOUR MAN
- If on Instagram she likes every pic of his that you are not in, she wants your man.
- If your man is her screen saver on her phone, she wants your man.
- If your girl always wants to know who is at home with you before she decides to come over, she wants your man.
- If your girl talks to you about a threesome with your man and then says, well I guess you can join too, she wants your man.
- If your girl sleeps over by you and puts makeup on just to eat breakfast, she wants your man.
- If she asks does your man have a twin or a brother, she wants your man.
- If your girl calls or messages your man more than you do, she wants your man.
- If your girl tells you blatantly, I would steal your man and then says ha ha ha, just kidding, she wants your man.
- If your girl brings KFC over saying, I thought you might be hungry when she knows you’re a vegetarian, she wants your man.
- If your girl is at your wedding and the pastor says, If anyone believes this union should not take place please make it known and she stands up and says, Oops just stretching, she wants your man.
- If your girl has a pet named after your man, she wants your man.
- If your girl asks him to go out with her more often than you do, she wants your man.
- If your girl randomly comes to your house with groceries and says let’s make him his favorite, she wants your man.
- If your girl says hey, ummm, wanna trade? she wants your man.
- If your girl always invites herself to when you and your man are doing something, she wants your man.
All these are said in humour so please take it with humour. Unless one if these scenarios happened to you. Hmm … in that case tread lightly because she may already be on the hunt.
Ha ha ha, I’m just kidding. Trust your friends because that’s why they are your friends because nothing will break your bond. Girl power, right? Hmm – side eye.
P.S – There are some thirsty people out there. Make sure they drink from their own straw.